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A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt, So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview

Reporter: Hi

Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta

Reporter:Do u speak english?

Egyptian:Berfect

Reporter:Do u mind if i interview u?

Egyptian:No, i dont have a mind

Reporter:What' s your name?

Egyptian:Taha

Reporter:Sex?

Taha: I love it

Reporter:oh no, i meant male or female?

Taha (yelling) ;-): what do u sink?

Reporter:Its just for the sake of the report। never mind...male ...

Taha:yas male॥and i can brove it any time u want

Reporter:No, thanks,I' ll take u for ur word...so॥how do u find life here in Egypt?

Taha:Egybt.. very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz

Reporter:oh
well॥beside the weather and the pyramids..what else do u like in ur country?

Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food

Reporter:Ok। .lets move on॥what do u do?

Taha: I am very well ,sank u

Reporter:No, I mean do u have a job?

Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash. .do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolis

Reprter:Oh my god,DO YOU WORK?

Taha:Yas yas॥Taxi drivar

Reporter:What do u think about the traffic problem in Egypt?

Taha:Very big broblem॥very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3

Reporter:What about the economic problems in Egypt?

Taha:I do not undurstand what u say

Reporter:I mean॥how do u deal with money problems in egypt?

Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot Of water॥and we have byramidz

Reporter: So do u make a lot of money?

Taha:No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any manii

Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money?

Taha:me?! ॥Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah?

Reporter:Then where does all the money go?

Taha: Guvurment

Reporter:And what does the government do with the money?

Taha:Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one वय

Reporter:well , Ok...Do u vote?

Taha:What duz zat mean?

Reporter:Do u choose your president

Taha:Mubarak?

Reporter:yes

Taha(nervously) : i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice Reporter:Why him?
Taha:Because he was an airoplane in za war॥he waz za leadar airoplane।

Reporter:But there r no wars right now

Taha: But if we have war॥u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it

Reporter: what about the last 26 years?

Taha:I got marry॥and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi

Reporter:No, i meant what did Mubarak do for Egypt in the last 26 years

Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way

Reporter:Thank you very much for ur time Mr। Taha

Taha:No broblem,only 10 bounds

Reporter:I never said i will pay u for this

Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head

Reporter:Grrrrrrrr

Taha:ok ok..need a Taxi?